Kid Jokes

What's the better than eight kids in a dustbin? -one kid in eight dustbins

kids

Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

what do u call a autism kid eith orange hair

a boomarang

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy

A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.

Q#why did the emo kid get jealous on xmas?

A#he saw the ordamints hanging

bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid both cry when you make fun of there parents

Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration

Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....

A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)