What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later