Kid jokes
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Memes
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.