Disabled kid jokes

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

I ran over three disabled kids.

"Cripple kill."

My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

A grape chilli bean.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!