Disabled kid jokes
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.