Disabled kid jokes

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Why did the disabled kid cross the road?

(Why?)

He can't.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

A grape chilli bean.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.