KFC jokes
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.