What is black and long? A line at KFC
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? They’re both full of greasy chicks
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
What is long and the line is black? the line at KFC
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children
yo mama so fatshe made kfc go bankrupt
Your so fat you only know the letters KFC
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are KFC
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger licking good!
all orphans deserve to die if they dont buy KFC
your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC
