why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
What is black and long? A line at KFC
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? They’re both full of greasy chicks
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are KFC
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger licking good!
Why did the chickens cross the road??
To get to KFC
What long and black the line to KFC
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"