KFC jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Memes
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.