KFC jokes

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.

What is black and long?

A line at KFC.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

Why did the chickens cross the road?

To get to KFC.

Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

What do KFC and a brothel have in common?

They’re both full of greasy chicks.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.