Joke jokes
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
How do you see past that forehead?
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day. It wasn't that funny. So I just Snickered.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What is your summer name? Hot.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.