Joke jokes
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
Memes
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.