Joke jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Not funny, guys!
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.