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Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.

The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, โ€œWhyโ€™d you do it?โ€ The panda replied, โ€œItโ€™s what pandas do, look it up.โ€ So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.

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A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, โ€œMan, howโ€™d you get such a short piano player?โ€ The bartender says in response, โ€œThereโ€™s a genie in the back of the bar.โ€ The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, โ€œI wish for a million bucks.โ€ Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, โ€œWhat just happened?โ€ The bartender replies, โ€œThe genie is half deaf, do you really think Iโ€™d ask for a 12-inch pianist?โ€

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It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

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