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Joke jokes

Emo

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

Stoner

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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  • Pedophile

    Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

    Memes

    Buddy

    I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."

    Friend

    My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

    Me: But they're not that long.

    Wall

    So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?

    ... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.

    Skeleton

    What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?

    Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁

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  • Baby

    What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

    They never get old.

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  • Site

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stop.

    Stop who?

    Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • Pencil

    Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

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  • Number

    What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

    "May I push your stool in?"

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