Joke jokes
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
Kid: Hey, whatโs black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. ๐
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! ๐๐๐
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!