Joke jokes
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."