Joke jokes
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Memes
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"