Joke jokes
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.