Joke jokes
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
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Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Rangers are a joke.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.