Joke jokes
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.