What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Joke Jokes
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.
Don't do gay jokes, come on guys.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
