What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did
if a orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.
How do you know when an orphan is lying.
When they say I swear on my mother’s life
how do you blindfold an asian? with dental floss.
What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?
Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "no you'd never bring it back!"
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
I would make a joke about 9/11 but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They're both accidents
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
