Joke jokes
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
I sit because I can't stand you.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground? A bolder choice.