I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Joke Jokes
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
