Joke jokes
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
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When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
perfect stats
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.