What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
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I know a good airplane joke but it would probably go over your heads. The twin towers: no it won't.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
What's the best part about a dead prostitute.
The second hour is free
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
