Joke jokes

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!

What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?

Hop in!

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

What do you call an orphan taking a picture?

A self-portrait.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.

Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.

What's dumb?

The Fetus Deletus joke!

Fucking hate that joke....

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

What's the most illegal activity in Africa?

Watering the plants.

I would tell a Koby joke...

But it would just crash and burn.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.