Joke jokes
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.