Joke jokes
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.