I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive." to the corona patients
Christopher’s Mom said one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Turns out Christopher was adopted.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning? A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? Thanks for coming😉😉
-"You wanna play the rape game?" -"No" -"That's the spirit!"
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
A horse walks into a bar. Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
I put the sexy in dyslexia
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Police: Where Do You Live? Blonde: With My Parents Police: Where Does Your Parents Live? Blonde: With Me Police: Where Do You All Live? Blonde: Together Police: Where Is Your House? Blonde: Next To My Neighbors House Police: Where Is Your Neighbors House? Blonde: If I Tell You, You Won't Believe Me. Police: Tell Me. Blonde: Next To My House.
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