Joke jokes
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.