Joke jokes
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Joke: Me.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
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Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.