Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.
Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say "You're next". So I started poking them at funerals and saying "You're next" to my friends.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter
Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really "got me down".
Why was ten scared ?
Because it was in the middle of 9.11
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
What’s the difference between criminal’s and orphan’s?
Only one is wanted.
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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
