Joke jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
What does a house wear? Address.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.