Joke jokes

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣

Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?

Suicide squad.

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?

Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

"Give me one of your rings!" 😄

I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has.

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?

My friend: What?

Me: The Suicide Squad.

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."