Joke jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
A baby seal walks into a club...
My joke is:
My life.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
You. You're a joke.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!