Joke jokes
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!