What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Joke Jokes
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
