Joke jokes
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."