Joke jokes
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"