Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

Difference

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Lamborghini

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Furry

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Well

Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Orphan

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Depression

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Emo

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

Food

Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked, and the other doesn't.

Dad

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

Tree

What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?

Nothing, he was hanging.