They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Joke Jokes
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
