Joke jokes
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.