Joke jokes
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.