Joke jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.