Joke jokes
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Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!