When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Joke Jokes
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
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What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
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