Joke jokes
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.