Joke jokes
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"