Joke jokes
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.