Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Joke Jokes
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
