Joke jokes
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
I am the orphan joke.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.