Joke jokes
I don't know, I don't have one.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.