Joke jokes
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.