Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!