Joke jokes
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.