Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Let's have toast in the bath.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.