Joke jokes
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"