Joke jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.