Joke jokes

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You poke it on.

No joke.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?

A plane wingless.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.