you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
How did a blonde commit suicide
She jumped from the basement window
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
