Joke jokes
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.