Joke jokes
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
perfect stats
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
There are "nun" good jokes.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
All these jokes are all plane.