Joke jokes

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

Because it flew over their heads.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.