Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
Who Do You Think Is The Fastest Reader? Incorrect It's 9/11, It Went Through 100 Stories In 2 Seconds.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded? I can Nazi!
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging
what do you call a train with buble gum?
a chew chew train
oh man im depressed
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss
