kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
