Joke jokes
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.