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Microwave

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

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    Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans tell jokes?

    Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.

    Movie

    Perfect dinner joke.

    Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"

    It hasn’t come out yet.

    Dislike

    If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

    So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.

    Jester

    The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

    I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.

    OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

    Pot

    What did the pot say to the kettle?

    "To lick the s*** spoon."

    Advice

    Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":

    If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

    Little Johnny

    President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Roblox

    Guys, go to https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6/hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go-om-cool-maps-my-name-is-xx_robloxgamer420_xx-pleeease-lets-play-rol and read the whole thing because I need people to play with, and everyone is being retarded. Thanks guys, goodbye.

    Lol

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    Suicide

    Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

    World

    Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.

    YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!

    Cry

    Knock knock.

    Boo.

    No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.