Joke jokes
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
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Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
9/11 Joke?
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Stop the orphan jokes!