Joke jokes
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Jokes are not funny.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
No joke.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.