Joke jokes
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
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What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"