Joke

Joke jokes

Rhyme

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

Baby

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

Rapper

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH.

Rapper

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Bar

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”

The bartender says, “No, only women.”

The man then leaves.

Spongebob

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

Card

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

School

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

People

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Orphan

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

Subject

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.