What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
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Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
