Joke

Joke jokes

Life

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Bar

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”

The bartender says, “No, only women.”

The man then leaves.

Spongebob

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

Card

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

School

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

People

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Orphan

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

Subject

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Video

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Orphan

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love