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Orphan

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

Wife

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

Baby

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

Dog

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Rapeboat

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

Mouth

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Kid

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Booty

Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?

It couldn't stay on track.

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

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Booty

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

Chair

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!

Booty

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"