Joke jokes
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
That is so bad, just like you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...