Joke jokes
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Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"