Joke jokes
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
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