Joke jokes
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Never mind, it’s pointless.
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Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?