Joke jokes
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
You're really...
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
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Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)