Joke jokes
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
I like this joke.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂