Joke jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.