Joke jokes
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! š lol
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Funny.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
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Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?