Joke jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
U geiy haha lol.