Joke jokes
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
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What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Chode.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!