Joke jokes
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"