Joke jokes
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
I like dick.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.