Joke jokes
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
I like dick.