What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Joke Jokes
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
The only joke here is the topic.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
