Joke jokes
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
I have a fat ass.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.