Joke jokes
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
I have a fat ass.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.