Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Joke Jokes
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
