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Joke jokes

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.