Joke jokes
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.