Joke jokes
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.