Joke jokes
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂