Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Joke Jokes
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
There are "nun" good jokes.
