Joke jokes
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”