Joke jokes
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.