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An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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  • This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

    P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

    Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

    Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

    Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

    Johnny: Yes, Papa.

    Dad: Getting women?

    Johnny: Yes, Papa.

    Dad: Telling lies?

    Johnny: No, Papa.

    Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

    A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

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  • Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

    Me: That’s what I call an orphan!