Joke jokes
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.