Joke jokes
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
I'm a rapist.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.