Joke jokes
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.