My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Joke Jokes
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
