Joke jokes

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Coworker: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Coworker: Not your parents.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

What is the difference between Putin and an onion?

Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?

Suicide squad.

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

I have a new joke.

My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...