Joke jokes
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.