Joke jokes
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.