Joke jokes
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"