Joke jokes
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.