Joke jokes
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Suck my cheetah.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.