Joke jokes
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.