So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
Joke Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
kiibati orojo?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
