Joke jokes
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Suck my cheetah.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.