Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Joke Jokes
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
