Joke jokes
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.