Joke jokes
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.