Joke jokes
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Orphan joke.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.