Joke jokes
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
An autistic man walks into a bra.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.