What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Joke Jokes
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
I'm gay.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
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