Joke jokes
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This website hahahahahahaha!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What is a "dad?"
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.