Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Joke Jokes
I'm gay, lol.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
My jokes are cancer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.