Joke jokes
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
The person who is reading this.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"