What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Joke Jokes
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
The person who is reading this.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.