Joke jokes
The morbid jokes on this site.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.