Joke jokes
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.