Joe Biden jokes
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Joe Biden deez nuts.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
I canβt take credit for this joke; itβs not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said itβs not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...