Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
