Joe Biden jokes
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
"Let's go Brandon!"
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.