What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener? One of them is an outside job
A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
I saw a kid crying i asked him whats wrong,where are your parents. They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
want to hear a joke about construction sorry im still working on it
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
