I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said "you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills." *he hands her a pen* He said "sell me this pen" She puts in between her boobs.
Everyone in my class: I can't wait until have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job My friends: What's your dream job? Me: I'm going to die young :))
I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying, I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener? One of them is an outside job
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
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What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
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Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
