i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
boss: you're fired
me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
boss: you're a waiter where did you get those
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
what type of work can orphans do. home work
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
