I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
