Job Jokes

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

I hate these double standards.

if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.

I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher

boss: you're fired

me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

boss: you're a waiter where did you get those