Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Bob the builder.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
